Whenever I'm on the 'nip I........
First - make sure I take a deep sniff - you gotta make sure it's nip after all.
Second - scratch up the carpet a bit and wonder what that bright light is - cool! Wait a minute, it's only mom with her flashy box.
Third - make sure that none of the nip escapes - check everywhere.
Fourth - guard your nip in case your sister wants some - this is not for sharing.
Fifth - find some place to crawl into or under - so you can enjoy your buzz without any interruptions.
There it is.......I challenge any cat out there to relate five details of their nip experience.
