Whenever I'm on the 'nip I........
First - make sure I take a deep sniff - you gotta make sure it's nip after all.
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Second - scratch up the carpet a bit and wonder what that bright light is - cool! Wait a minute, it's only mom with her flashy box.
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Third - make sure that none of the nip escapes - check everywhere.
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Fourth - guard your nip in case your sister wants some - this is not for sharing.
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Fifth - find some place to crawl into or under - so you can enjoy your buzz without any interruptions.
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There it is.......I challenge any cat out there to relate five details of their nip experience.