Mindy, come here and look at this.You have to see it for yourself.

Moe, it's a green bottle of........cat pee!!
It was under our Christmas tree. It was for mom.Why would mom get that? Let me have a closer look.

Moe it says 'white wine' in da small print. Let's not tell mom what it really is. Oh, I can hardly wait until she see this. Oh, this is going to be a GREAT joke! Ha, ha, we's thankful the joke is NOT on us!